Michael shifted a little in his chair, crossing and re-crossing his legs. "Oh. Sure. That would be great."

Already the litany was starting in his head - don't fuck it up, Michael. He wasn't so much inept as he was socially awkward. He could tease a smile out of a child hurting from an ear infection, calm frazzled mothers and panicked fathers, but put him in a room with other adults? Things tended to go bad fast.